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SPOOF

TELL ME WHAT YOU KNOW

It looked like a good place to eat, so he went in.

A girl came over to him.”your coat, sir?”

“What time does this place shut?”

“about twelve, I think sir, sir.”

“about,? Don’t you know?”

“I’m new here, sir.”

“Is the food good ?”

“Oh, I think so,sir.”

“Think? You think?never tell me what you think. Tell me what you know. I tell everyone that. And take care of my coat.”

“Oh, I’II do that sir.”

“There are o lot of thieves. Any man maybe a thief. Any man at all. Remember that.”

Two hours later, he came back for his coat.

“How do you know this is my coat?”he asked.

“I don’t ,sir.”

“Then why did you give it to me?”

“Because you gave it to me,sir.”

PROCEDURE

HOW TO MAKE INSTANT NOODLE

Instant Noodleis a meal that liked the people because to make is esay. Here are the steps to make instan noodle:

Firstly, boil 400 ml l(2 glasses) of water in a pan. Add noodle, stir slowly for 3 minuts.

Secondly, pour the cooked nodle together with the roup into the bowl. Mix well with all seasoning.

Thirdly, while the noodle is being cooked, put the seasoning and chili powder  in a bowl.

Finally, spread curry delicious powder. Instan noodle is ready to be served.

Goal : how to make instant noodle

Material : water and noodle

Step 1-end : showing the steps making instant noodle; from boil water in a pan until spread curry delicious powder.

RECOUNT TEXT

A trip to bandung

Last Month, My friends and I had a wonderful tip Bandung. We had three days trip there, from Friday To Sunday. We left to Bandung on Friday Afternopn and it only took about three and half an hour by car from Tangerang, our home town. We started at 2 P.M and arrived around 5.30 P.M in Bandung. As soon as we arrived in Bandung, we took a rest in a hotel downtown Bandung. After taking a rest dan a shower, we had dinner and prepared for a night tour in Bandung.

Around 7.30 P.M, we drove to Ciampelas to buy some jeans and t-shirts. After 2 hours shopping there, we dropped at Ciwalk for half an hour to relax and enjoy the beauty of Ciwalk. Our next destination is Ciwidey and Cimangu. It tokk about one and half an hour to be in Ciwidey and Cimangu. Unfortunatelly, we couldn't visit Ciwidey because of the bad weather and continued to Cimangu, around one kilometer from it. In Ciwidey, we had a warm water bathing. All of us jumped into the warn water and enjoyed  it a lot. Our body soaked in a big warm swimming pool for about an hour before we stopped. At 2 A.M on Saturday, we took a rest in of villager's house there near Ciwidey.

On Saturday we had a great activity because we did many things. First we went to Ciwidey. We enjoyed the nature of Ciwidey's View. We stayed there for about one hour. Around 10 o'clock, we went to strawberry park located in Ciwidey, too. We learnt how to plant the strawberry and of course ate some products made of strawberry, such as fried rice, cake and juice.

On Saturday afternoon around 2 P.M, we came back to hotel to drop our luggages. After 2 hours in hotel, we went to Cibaduyut for shoes shopping. At around 7 P.M, we went to Dago Street to enjoy saturday night there.

On Sunday Morning, we packed up and went back to Tangerang.

REPORT

Australia is a large continent. It has six states and two territories.

The capital city of Australia is Canberra. It is in the Australian Capital Territory.

The The population of Australia is about 20 million. The first inhabitants to live in Australia were Aboriginal people. After that people came from all over the world. The main language is English, however many other languages are spoken.

There are many plants and animals that are only found in Australia, e.g. kangaroos, platypuses, gum trees and Waratahs.

The main products and industries are wool, minerals, oil, coal, cereals and meat.

Explanation

How does Rain Happen?

Rain is the primary source of fresh water for most areas of the world, providing suitable conditions for diverse ecosystems, as well as water for hydroelectric power plants and crop irrigation.

The phenomenon of rain is actually a water circle. The concept of the water cycle involves the sun heating the Earth's surface water and causing the surface water to evaporate. The water vapor rises into the Earth's atmosphere. The water in the atmosphere cools and condenses into liquid droplets. The droplets grow until they are heavy and fall to the earth as precipitation which can be in the form of rain or snow.

However, not all rain reaches the surface. Some evaporates while falling through dry air. This is called virga, a phenomenon which is often seen in hot, dry desert regions.

NARRATIVE

SI KANCIL AND MONKEY

Kancil and Monkey is one of famous folktale from indonesia. One day in the forest, there are many kinds of animals living in harmony and peace each other. Each animal has his own life and activities. But there is one animal that is always making trouble and is very clever, the name is Kancil. With the cunning of reason and intelligence to speak to fool his opponent. Kancil known as the beast with a million clever deception. Well this time the target monkeys. On one day a monkey was enjoy hanging and shade under the bamboo tree. Singing, whistling with the cool and peaceful porch enjoying a piece of cake. Kancil Come, see the monkey that was cool to enjoy a piece of cake. Cunning of reason appears to take the cake in the hands Monkey. The monkey then had to come up Kancil, while asking "What up Cil? You call me." Kancil    : "Nyet .. Can you given me a bit of cake, just a little" Monkey : "Yes ... Cil .. I'm care about others, yes this is my half of the cake," Kancil    : "Thank ya Nyet ... you're so good, but let's me to cut the cake," Monkey give the cake to be cut by Kancil without the slightest suspicion against the Kancil. "This is the cake you cut a fair Cil ...," The monkey said as he handed a cake to Kancil. Kancil with a sly sense to cut the cake, one big and other small without the knowledge of the Monkey. Then give a small part to Monkey then the great he held his own. "Cil ... why is big your one?," Said Monkey. Kancil      : "Come give to me, I make for the same cake," and Kancil eat a little of the cake which he held, "It's the same?." Monkey   : "Not Cil ... this is still a big mine," Kancil Monkey takes the cake hands and ate a little cake, and so on until the cake was eaten Kancil.Finally Kancil eaten all the cake while Monkey just got upset at not getting the cake when the cake was his own. Since then the Monkey hates Kancil. Well that was a little story about the cunning that made Kancil.

DESCRIPTIVE

Bandengan Beach

Bandengan Beach or Tirta Samudra Beach is the famous beach in jepara. the place is very beautiful and romantic. people around Jepara, Kudus, Demak knows this place.

This place is located 7 kilometers north of Jepara city center. The way to get there is very easy. Just follow the traffic sign and you will find it. From the town square, follow the road to Bangsri then turn left when reached kuwasen village. You can take public transportation or by your own vehicle.

The white sandy beach which has pure water is good for swimming. The beach is save enough for swimming because the beach is shallow and the wave is not so big. This place is more beautiful at dusk. We can see the beautiful sunset with our family or friends.

In this location, we can sit and relax on the shelter while enjoy the natural beach breezy wind. It also has large pandan tree field. It is suitable for youngster activities such as camping.

If we want to sail, we can rent the traditional boat owned by local people. We can make voyage around the beach or we can go to pulau panjang (panjang island). Some time we can find banana boat and jet ski for rent.

In this place we can find many traditional footstalls. We can order traditional foods sold by the trader such as roasted fish, crab, boiled shell. Pindang srani is one of the delicious food enjoyed by the visitors come to the bandengan beach and you will find a paradise on the tips of Muria peninsula.